Secret Secrets

Isn't it funny the things we keep secret? 

Here are a few of mine Shhhh, don't tell:

• My embarrassingly gluttonous sweets consumption.
• I'm ashamed of just how disorganized the cabinet above my desk is. Also my pantry, fridge, file drawer and desk drawer. Ouch. Bad bad bad.
• Sometimes I let my kids go play when they're grounded. Just to get them out of my hair for a few hours. 
• I have used the TV and junk food to deal with depression, boredom, loneliness, and just for fun. 
• I sometimes dream about celebrities. Not in a naughty, "fantasy" way. They're just... there. Recently, I dreamed myself into an episode of BBC's Sherlock. I was super disappointed that I woke up.
• Once in a while, when I'm not working, I don't get dressed. All day. And I sleep in those same clothes.
• I haven't washed my windows or walls in YEARS.
• I make fun of other drivers. Especially the nose-pickers.
• I often let my kids have dessert, even if they didn't eat their vegetables.
• I hide candy and salt & vinegar Pringles in my nightstand drawer. My kids know about it; they also know what happens to children who steal.
• Sometimes I listen to that song from Portal over and over. I can't explain why. I can't even play that game (I get too dizzy.) But that song... I want to memorize it.
• I pretend I know about things that I don't. Sometimes I don't remember things I've been told, and other times, I just want the conversation to end so badly that I nod even when I'm drawing a blank. I wonder if that counts as lying...
• Sometimes I pretend to be listening when I'm not.
• Sometimes I pretend to be interested when I'm not.
• I hold in a LOT of swear words. 
• Sometimes they slip out under my breath. 
• I can growl.

So, what secrets are you keeping that you want to get off your chest?? Here's your chance.